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Behold the Junk

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ranyakumo:

things that are okay:

  • liking only trans women
  • liking only trans men
  • liking only cis women
  • liking only cis men
  • liking only people who don’t fall into any of the above categories
  • liking any combination of the above
  • liking all of the above
  • liking none of the above

things that are not okay:

  • acting superior because of your preferences
  • berating other people for their preferences
  • being a raging asshat about it in general　

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

hiddlybatch:

So, after posting this gif set, loads of people have been asking for the link, but as it’s inconveniently not available on youtube or any other video sharing website, I’ve uploaded it here for you. :) For UK peeps, it’s from Friday Download which currently on iPlayer until July 27th.
It’s the full interview, including a lot of the other cast members of The Avengers, didn’t bother cutting it down to just Tom’s part. :P Enjoy!

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Woman v. The Government

Woman:
I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government:
No.
Woman:
I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government:
No.
Woman:
I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government:
No.
Woman:
I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve:
We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman:
Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government:
No.

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ainaonliiankauan:

A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm.

- “Where did you find that monkey?” asked the fellow pedestrian.

- “It happens to be a duck.” claimed the Swede.

- “Shut up, Swede! I am talking to the duck.”

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A rare natural phenomenon turns one of Austria’s most beautiful hiking trails into a 10 meter-deep lake, for half the year. Located at the foot of the Hochschwab Mountains, in Tragoess, Styria, Green Lake is one of the most bizarre natural phenomena in the world. During the cold winter months, this place is almost completely dry, and used as a country park where hikers love to come and spend some time away from urban chaos. But as soon as temperatures rise, the snow and ice covering the mountaintops begin to melt, and the water pours down, filling the basin below with crystal-clear water. Water levels go from one-two meters at most, to over 10 meters, in the early summer. The waters of Green Lake are highest in June, when this extraordinary place is invaded by divers, curious to see what a mountain park looks like underwater. Fish swimming over wooden benches, a grass-covered bottom, trees, roads, roads and even bridges create a surreal setting that feels like it belongs on dry ground. That’s because for half of the year, that’s exactly where it’s at.


A rare natural phenomenon turns one of Austria’s most beautiful hiking trails into a 10 meter-deep lake, for half the year.

Located at the foot of the Hochschwab Mountains, in Tragoess, Styria, Green Lake is one of the most bizarre natural phenomena in the world. During the cold winter months, this place is almost completely dry, and used as a country park where hikers love to come and spend some time away from urban chaos. But as soon as temperatures rise, the snow and ice covering the mountaintops begin to melt, and the water pours down, filling the basin below with crystal-clear water.

Water levels go from one-two meters at most, to over 10 meters, in the early summer. The waters of Green Lake are highest in June, when this extraordinary place is invaded by divers, curious to see what a mountain park looks like underwater. Fish swimming over wooden benches, a grass-covered bottom, trees, roads, roads and even bridges create a surreal setting that feels like it belongs on dry ground. That’s because for half of the year, that’s exactly where it’s at.

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GUYS, YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS.

ohlookalamppost:

quillpaw:

yuriflavoredyuris:

A quick Google search for “LQP-79” reveals NO VIROLOGICALLY-INCLINED SEARCH RESULTS.

That “news article” about the “zombie virus” is a HOAX.

The biggest tip-off should have been the LACK OF A HEADER INDICATING WHICH NEWS SOURCE IT WAS.

You people are way too quick to believe anything you see.  You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Told ya.

Also the fact there there are spell check lines under some words in the article and if you even checked the huffington post, it doesn’t exist. LOOOOOL JESUS FUCK

(Source: yuriflavoredshortcake)