Pokemon:The best way to play is to EV train, IV breed, choose party based on moveset and weakness, then-
Me:No, use the cute ones
Yugioh:You have to play strategically and use these OP car-
Me:nO.... The cUte oNeS
Animal Crossing:Its best to have a diversity of personality types in choosing your neighbo-
me:im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me:gets in bed
me:how was earth created
me:who made microwaves
me:how does the internet even work
me:feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me:remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me:too tired to sleep
*not hot enough*
*turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively.
you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.
"1. Being able to say “I’m sorry” is a skill, and one that not a lot of people possess. Hone that skill. Apologizing shouldn’t be followed by “but here’s why I did it” or “and then you did this”. An apology is you taking responsibility for hurting someone else, not a notch on a scorecard in some bizarro battle of “Who’s Right?”"