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So Much For The Bluff

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Tablet pen 

uh bring it on?

bear, purple, machine gun





dog, yellow, pillow

motherfucking shit.

Mikki’s cat, red, and my glasses MOTHERFUCKERS I’M SCREWED

My cat, cerulean, bag of crispy minis.


This spider I squished, purple, and a chair (because I had to change a lightbulb).



Dog, Purple, Companion Cube


Rat, green, vacuum.


Posted 2 years ago. 4768 Notes.
Via: moiraxasylum || Origin: smokingkitten
  1. amaya-solara reblogged this from honkhonnkhonk and added:
    large German Shepard, a light or bluish purple, and a hand fankind/blade kind idek which one was last, not to bad I...
  2. ipsychocupcake reblogged this from honkhonnkhonk and added:
    1) horse 2) red violet 3) wooden staff i think i am good
  3. hadassass reblogged this from s9urd9ugh6read and added:
    1. Cat 2. Purple 3. Pen-kind *Jabs at you to death* And have fun having ink poisoning!
  4. s9urd9ugh6read reblogged this from sampaiii and added:
    1. A fly 2. lime ouo 3. Blanket-kind. *strangles you all with her blanket oh snap*
  5. sevyvee reblogged this from scarvenrot and added:
    Madara, my Pomeranian. Royal Purple I think it was a color pencil… DOES THAT MEAN I AM LIKE OKAMI AND CAN DRAW MY...
  6. bibliophilianapologist reblogged this from scarvenrot and added:
    My cats…. Pink (oh wow XD) My bed, I guess….? Huh. Oh well, could be worse.
  7. akahawk-eye reblogged this from missionplausible and added:
    Cat lusus Red blood Pan-kind (like frying pans and junk)
  8. missionplausible reblogged this from jotarts and added:
    Dog lusus Orange blood Earphonekind? [I guess it can be used in ways demonstrated by Gamzee with a broken bow]
  9. barricorn reblogged this from mitunapasta and added:
    My lusus is a dog who does what he wants, begs you for attention and then runs off when you give it to him. My blood...
  10. daiya-fuckin-oowada reblogged this from the-bard-of-insanity and added:
    dachshund lusus purple blood and pencilkind I can totally live with this
  11. madamescience reblogged this from flickerfyre and added:
    Adorable gerbil lusus. Orange. Pocket knife. Hmm. Well, at least I have a pocket knife…
  12. realhousewivesofbrisbane reblogged this from heckyeahhomestuck and added:
    Dog Lusus (The bird interacted with ME, I didn’t interact with the bird) Green blood. Nokia kind I AM INVINCIBLE.
  13. transjoker reblogged this from belisariayagami and added:
    My snobby cat Magenta blood Lemon(grab)Kind. (whoa wat it has his face)
  14. tehfluffylizard reblogged this from jotarts and added:
    Puppy Lusus Black blood (have to admit that would be cool) Phonekind (…idek how that would work)
  15. fucks-that-arent-given reblogged this from z-raid
  16. zephyrtisane reblogged this from spookybrenks and added:
    Dogkind Jadeblood Bedkind??? Once I figure out how to fight with a fcking bed I’ll be good. UNTIL THEN—-
  17. skinnydefenselessstilesnipple reblogged this from sleepingrogue and added:
    Lusus: Cat Blood color: Blue Strife specibus: …… CHAIRKIND!
  18. animeds7 reblogged this from sleepingrogue and added:
    dog lusus grey blood controller-kind so does that mean i can control things, or i just throw them at people like...
  19. actualnightmaredethl reblogged this from spookybrenks and added:
    Cat lusus (I don’t even own a cat but there are several neighboring cats. All the dogs in this complex love to bark at...
  20. bloodbath-fever reblogged this from sleepingrogue and added:
    So my lusus is a dog my blood colour is orange and im CUP CAKE KIND Awesome
  21. spookybrenks reblogged this from sleepingrogue and added:
    Lusus is a cat Blood colour is green Tweezerskind I am p much Nepeta.
  22. sleepingrogue reblogged this from swarthydamsel and added:
    Lusus is a cat. Blood color is blue. SOCKKIND?
  23. this-is-a-pointless-blog reblogged this from thotropolis and added:
    Black lab lusus. Blue blood. tabletkind. arg.
  24. thebyakuyatogami reblogged this from maidofmindseye and added:
    Golden Retriever Lusus Green Blood Featherkid. LAUGHING
  25. maidofmindseye reblogged this from awkwardlyinnocent and added:
    CatDad, Electric lime, metalpipekind actually not that fucked
  26. witheredlilli reblogged this from dirth and added:
    Catmom, Indigo blood, bookkind. Watch out, I’ll drop a ton of books on your head.
  27. twelves-swearfest reblogged this from vivtsya and added:
    Wasp lusus Sky-blue, the closest would be Vriska’s blood color. Pencilkind
  28. acrylicpastels reblogged this from mastershipper and added:
    So…my lusus is Hamstermom, my blood is turquoise and my strife specibus is popcankind. Well then.
  29. thevoiceoftheagency reblogged this from mastershipper and added:
    My cat, red, and the remote to my DVD player.
  30. mastershipper reblogged this from catnipbrowniesnomore and added:
    Ok I got a cat for a lusus, my blood color is purple and my strife weapon is a knife.
  31. procrastinality reblogged this from catnipbrowniesnomore and added:
    like redoing this now...then, so… cat, sonic blue, needle[-and/or-thread]kind?
  32. catnipbrowniesnomore reblogged this from thatonekidonthecomputer and added:
    Cat, light blue and uh… Pea Soup. How the hell am I going to attack anything with fucking pea soup what the hell
  33. thatonekidonthecomputer reblogged this from dirth and added:
    Spidermom, tealish/skyblue blood, 8ballkind. ;n; What can you even kill with an 8ball?
  34. howardweinermans reblogged this from padaleckoi and added:
    Dog Mama Purple blood Spoonkind HELL YISS
  35. dirth reblogged this from kirin-tor and added:
    Dogmom, silver blood, iphonekind.
  36. poop-fart-princess reblogged this from turntechgoathead and added:
    Rat lusus seafoam green????? cellphonekind ):
  37. kirin-tor reblogged this from latulaterlosers
  38. losinglaser reblogged this from homosexualghostbusters and added:
    lusus is a black cat. blood color is dark red. and… i have Knifekind. not bad.