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So Much For The Bluff

Welcome to the clusterfuck that is my blog.

Enjoy your stay.

waywardswaggabond:

acceler8r:

vriskas-tits:

cheesemonkey119:

forgettingsolluxcaptor:

mintyfizz:

siins:

Fish

Orange

Tablet pen 

uh bring it on?

bear, purple, machine gun

COME

AT

ME

BRO

dog, yellow, pillow

motherfucking shit.

Mikki’s cat, red, and my glasses MOTHERFUCKERS I’M SCREWED

My cat, cerulean, bag of crispy minis.

BRING IT ON.

This spider I squished, purple, and a chair (because I had to change a lightbulb).

Hmmmmm….

Okay.

Dog, Purple, Companion Cube

Oh.

Rat, green, vacuum.

Welp.

Posted 1 year ago. 4767 Notes.
  1. bibliophilianapologist reblogged this from scarvenrot and added:
    My cats…. Pink (oh wow XD) My bed, I guess….? Huh. Oh well, could be worse.
  2. magicredcat reblogged this from missionplausible and added:
    Cat lusus Red blood Pan-kind (like frying pans and junk)
  3. missionplausible reblogged this from jotarts and added:
    Dog lusus Orange blood Earphonekind? [I guess it can be used in ways demonstrated by Gamzee with a broken bow]
  4. thesumnang reblogged this from gracklechan and added:
    1. I have a adorabubble but (somewhat hyperactive) dog named Chloe as my lusus, though she’s black, not white… 2. Red is...
  5. taylorfisthesexiest reblogged this from mitunapizza and added:
    My lusus is a dog who does what he wants, begs you for attention and then runs off when you give it to him. My blood...
  6. hopefulcronus reblogged this from the-bard-of-insanity and added:
    dachshund lusus purple blood and pencilkind I can totally live with this
  7. sleddingyeti reblogged this from flickerfyre and added:
    Adorable gerbil lusus. Orange. Pocket knife. Hmm. Well, at least I have a pocket knife…
  8. houndstoothhero reblogged this from heckyeahhomestuck and added:
    Dog Lusus (The bird interacted with ME, I didn’t interact with the bird) Green blood. Nokia kind I AM INVINCIBLE.
  9. medouille reblogged this from belisariayagami and added:
    My snobby cat Magenta blood Lemon(grab)Kind. (whoa wat it has his face)
  10. tehfluffylizard reblogged this from jotarts and added:
    Puppy Lusus Black blood (have to admit that would be cool) Phonekind (…idek how that would work)
  11. fucks-that-arent-given reblogged this from z-raid
  12. zephyrtisane reblogged this from king-of-stark-tower and added:
    Dogkind Jadeblood Bedkind??? Once I figure out how to fight with a fcking bed I’ll be good. UNTIL THEN—-
  13. alistairsnipple reblogged this from egbertcest-because-fuck-you and added:
    Lusus: Cat Blood color: Blue Strife specibus: …… CHAIRKIND!
  14. animeds7 reblogged this from egbertcest-because-fuck-you and added:
    dog lusus grey blood controller-kind so does that mean i can control things, or i just throw them at people like...
  15. actualnightmaredethl reblogged this from king-of-stark-tower and added:
    (I don’t even own...but there are several neighboring cats. All the dogs in
  16. cunkfunt-sempai reblogged this from egbertcest-because-fuck-you and added:
    CUP CAKE KIND Awesome
  17. king-of-stark-tower reblogged this from egbertcest-because-fuck-you and added:
    Lusus is a cat Blood colour is green Tweezerskind I am p much Nepeta.
  18. egbertcest-because-fuck-you reblogged this from swarthydamsel and added:
    Lusus is a cat. Blood color is blue. SOCKKIND?
  19. this-is-a-pointless-blog reblogged this from wasianchika and added:
    Black lab lusus. Blue blood. tabletkind. arg.
  20. kaiba-man reblogged this from delmis and added:
    Cat is my lusus Green is my blood color And a wii battery is my strife specibus
  21. stay--whelmed reblogged this from junkouenoshima
  22. crokrikat reblogged this from maidofmindseye and added:
    Golden Retriever Lusus Green Blood Featherkid. LAUGHING
  23. maidofmindseye reblogged this from awkwardlyinnocent and added:
    CatDad, Electric lime, metalpipekind actually not that fucked
  24. zealousswordsmith reblogged this from witheredlilli and added:
    Cat… blue blood… and cupkind?
  25. witheredlilli reblogged this from dirth and added:
    Catmom, Indigo blood, bookkind. Watch out, I’ll drop a ton of books on your head.
  26. panglossian-naturalist reblogged this from timesnewromano and added:
    Wasp lusus Sky-blue, the closest would be Vriska’s blood color. Pencilkind
  27. firemeetsice reblogged this from mastershipper and added:
    So…my lusus is Hamstermom, my blood is turquoise and my strife specibus is popcankind. Well then.
  28. comstockdewitt reblogged this from mastershipper and added:
    My cat, red, and the remote to my DVD player.
  29. mastershipper reblogged this from catnipbrownies and added:
    Ok I got a cat for a lusus, my blood color is purple and my strife weapon is a knife.
  30. procrastinality reblogged this from catnipbrownies and added:
    like redoing this now...then, so… cat, sonic blue, needle[-and/or-thread]kind?
  31. catnipbrownies reblogged this from thatonekidonthecomputer and added:
    Cat, light blue and uh… Pea Soup. How the hell am I going to attack anything with fucking pea soup what the hell
  32. thatonekidonthecomputer reblogged this from dirth and added:
    Spidermom, tealish/skyblue blood, 8ballkind. ;n; What can you even kill with an 8ball?
  33. jathim reblogged this from latulaterlosers and added:
    Dogmom, purple, earbudkind
  34. howardwienerman reblogged this from you-cant-just-die and added:
    Dog Mama Purple blood Spoonkind HELL YISS
  35. flipstered reblogged this from waveringflames-of-destruction and added:
    Um, ok. An old rabbit is my lusus, who the crap has neon green blood, and it’s Sketchbook-kind. Yeah, pretty fucked.
  36. the-bison-brony reblogged this from aira-shii
  37. audeox reblogged this from dirth and added:
    Turtledad, grey blood, brickphonekind. At least I can do some damage with my cellphone..
  38. dirth reblogged this from autuphobic and added:
    Dogmom, silver blood, iphonekind.
  39. olga-lemongrass reblogged this from turntechgoathead and added:
    Rat lusus seafoam green????? cellphonekind ):
  40. autuphobic reblogged this from latulaterlosers
  41. losinglaser reblogged this from styleofdress and added:
    lusus is a black cat. blood color is dark red. and… i have Knifekind. not bad.
  42. styleofdress reblogged this from spacelionsgetscared and added:
    Lusus is Orange Tabby (LAZYYYYYY), Blood: Royal Blue. And Earbudkind.