cryaotic:

And remember something: It’s not only a day for couples, it’s a day for cherishing your friends and the relationships you have.

Also chocolate and masturbation.

Embrace all those things.

#especially the masturbation

You’re like the fucking angel of death. [x]

acutelesbian:

in high school creative writing we had to recreate a fairy tale and modernize it so i took rumplestiltskin and named it rumplepimpskin and it was about a pimp who bought the miller’s daughter because her dad said she could turn dirt into cocaine.

i got an A.

moeasfuck:

nu-pogodi:

This is still one of my favorite videos on the internet.

It’s back

you-and-that-smile:

kyntello:

This just cheered me up so much. ajsfgk;asjdg

thewalkingdeadgameconfessions:

When you admit to Christa that you ‘Don’t know how to get the tank down’, she’ll say:

Anyone else think that is a reference to her pregnancy? Or is that just me.

*snicker*

fuuckitsyen:

AHHAHAHA

DFGHKSDFUG

b00nannaman:

JAKE NO

elasticitymudflap:

tradanui:

darlingga:

omg a friend showed me this i’m crying

I DON’T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED

iM GUNA POop

robomegido:

i just went to clear out my email and

i-am-me-nobody-else:

psycho-kick:

They had it memorized.

Shit just got real.

merlotic:

gdineopets:

merlotic:

does anyone else find this really disturbing

But the description makes it so much worse.

oH MY GOD?????

in-strange-aeons:

ebullient-efflorescence:

nobletatennant:

ohmygod

I choked on air. Oh lord. 

Oh wow