Welcome to the clusterfuck that is my blog.
Enjoy your stay.
no but i play animal circling
And remember something: It’s not only a day for couples, it’s a day for cherishing your friends and the relationships you have.
Also chocolate and masturbation.
Embrace all those things.
#especially the masturbation
in high school creative writing we had to recreate a fairy tale and modernize it so i took rumplestiltskin and named it rumplepimpskin and it was about a pimp who bought the miller’s daughter because her dad said she could turn dirt into cocaine.
i got an A.
When you admit to Christa that you ‘Don’t know how to get the tank down’, she’ll say:
Anyone else think that is a reference to her pregnancy? Or is that just me.